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metallikato:

I see a little silhouetto of a man

ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE 

Will you do the fandango?

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING

VERY VERY FRIGHTENING 

Me!

Galileo,Galileo

Galileo,Galileo 

Galileo, Figaro

magnificooooooooooo

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semen-inferno:

commanderinqueef:

nintendoggystyle:

a blogger walks into a bar

theres free wi-fi

he stays

forever

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dad: those people on that tumblr website are gonna kidnap you one day
me: dad they barely even leave their room

me: does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
real life friends:
me:
real life friends:
internet friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THEM DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM

Book club with authors

Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie




I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.

You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Spongebob Squarepants

I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.

You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

Spongebob Squarepants

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Unicorns are a symbol of virginity. Reblog if you’re still a unicorn.

umarazaoparaviver:


Forever a Unicorn. No one is majestic enough to ride me.

OH MY GOD. THAT COMMENT.

^^^^^ THE COMMENT IS WIN!!!

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